What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

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Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Quo perferendis neque at temporibus pariatur quis.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…